1- Why can't you play jokes on snakes?
2- When is an actor happy to become a thief?
3- "My mother made a terrible mistake today.
She gave my father soap flakes instead of
cornflakes for breakfast." "Was he angry?"
4- Two flies flew onto a coffee cup and argued
about who arrived first and who should get to
drink the cold coffee. Which one got angry
5- Why is it impossible to play tennis quietly?
6- How could you help a starving cannibal?
7- When does a patient find an operation funny?
8- Why did the tired man put his bed in the fire-
9- When are mosquitoes annoying?
A- When he steals the show.
B- He wanted to sleep like a log.
C- Only foaming at the mouth.
D- Give him a hand.
E- Because you can never pull their legs.
F- The one that flew off the handle.
G- When it leaves him in stitches.
H- When they get under your skin.
I- Because you can't play it without raising
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