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Описание:

The ticket inspector

Scene : A compartment on a train

Characters: A passenger on a train, a

ticket inspector,a steward and

a waiter

The passenger is sitting in a compartment on

a train. He is reading a newspaper. The stew-

ard opens the door.

Steward: Coffee!

Passenger: No. thanks.

(The passenger closes the

door, and continues reading.

The waiter opens the door.)

Waiter: Seats for dinner!

Passenger: No, thanks.

(The passenger closes the

door again, and continues

reading. The ticket inspector

opens the door.)

Inspector: Tickets!

Passenger: No, thanks.

Inspector: Pardon?

Passenger: I don't want a ticket, thank

you.

Inspector: I'm not selling tickets, sir.

Passenger: No?

Inspector: No, I want to see your ticket.

Passenger: Oh, I haven't got a ticket.

Inspector: You haven't got a ticket?

Passenger: No. I never buy a ticket.

Inspector: Why not?

Passenger: Well, they are very expensive,

you know.

Inspector: Sir, you're travelling on a train.

When people travel on a train,

they always buy a ticket.

Passenger: Er

Inspector: And this is a first-class com-

partment.

Passenger: Yes, it is very nice, isn't it?

Inspector: No, sir. I mean: This is a first-

class compartment. When

people travel in a first-class

compartment, they always buy

a first-class ticket.

(They look at each other for a

moment.)

Passenger: No, they don't.

Inspector: What?

Passenger: A lot of people don't buy tick-

ets. The Queen doesn't buy a

ticket, does she' Eh? Eh?

Inspector: No, sir, but she's a famous

person.

Passenger: And what about you? Where's

yours?

Inspector: Mine?

Passenger: Yes, yours. Your ticket. Have

you got a ticket?

Inspector: Me, sir?

Passenger: Yes, you.

Inspector: No, I haven't got a ticket.

Passenger: Ooh, are you a famous per-

son?

Inspector: (Flattered) Famous? Well, not

very (Back to normal) Sir, I

am a ticket inspector. I inspect

tickets. Are you going to show

me your ticket?

Passenger: No, I haven't got a ticket.

Inspector see.

(The ticket inspector puts his

hand into his pocket.)

Passenger: 'What are you going to do?

Inspector: I'm going to write your name

in my book.

Passenger: Oh

Inspector: What is your name, sir?

Passenger: Mickey Mouse,

(The inspector begins to

write.)

Inspector: Mickey

Passenger: Mouse. M-O-U-S-E.

(The inspector stops writing.)

Inspector: Your name, sir?

Passenger: Karl Marx? William

Shakespeare? Charles

Dickens?

Inspector: I see, sir. Well, if you're not

going to tell me your name,

please leave the train,

Passenger: Pardon?

Inspector: Leave the train.

Passenger: I can't.

Inspector: You can't what?

Passenger: I can't leave the train.

Inspector: Why not?

Passenger: It's moving,

Inspector: Not now, sir. At the next sta-

tion.

Passenger: Oh.

Inspector: It's in the book, sir. When you

travel by train, you buy a tick-

et, and if you don't buy a tick-

et, you

Passenger-Inspector: leave the train.

Inspector: Here we are, sir. We're coming

to a station. Please leave the

train now.

Passenger: Now?

Inspector: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, but

Passenger: Oh, that's OK.

Inspector: it's in the book, and what did

you say?

Passenger: I said: That's OK.'

Inspector: OK?

Passenger: Yes, this is my station.

Goodbye.

(The passenger leaves the

train.)

Автор Зейтуллаев Осман Люманович
Дата добавления 21.03.2016
Раздел Иностранные языки
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